TCA-004

Description
TCA-004 resembles a large, verdurous tree, that grows within (and seemingly along with) the foundation. It is very powerful, but TCA-004 has yet to do anything but watch. TCA-004 is still being researched, the intentions of its immense energy still unknown.

First Encounter
TCA-004 has always been here.

Safety Procedures

 * TCA-004 seldom speaks, but when it does, it typically mutters about having a child, various facts about world history (some things that have not happened yet), and the celebration of Halloween. Do not respond to TCA-004's attempts at conversation.
 * If overcome with visions of any variety (past, present, or future), do not panic. Stand still, wait for them to subside, and report to Dr. █████.
 * TCA-004's form (when anything other than a tree) is generally incomprehensible. A general compliment is usually enough to cause the effects of its true form to subside.
 * TCA-004 does not appreciate rude jokes. It is advised to avoid making these references at all (not only concerning TCA-004), but given the object's lack of activity, this warning is often ignored. Therefore, TCA-004 is colloquially known as "Cock lol." Please use caution in exercising this nickname.
 * Do not stare at TCA-004. It is rude, and it may blind you if it notices.
 * TCA-004 notices everything. It knows everything. Do not attempt to hide anything from TCA-004.