TCA-003

Description
TCA-003 takes the form of a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign. While generally harmless (being a decorative item, regardless of its repulsive nature), TCA-003 is known to be occasionally volatile, lashing out at foundation members both verbally and physically, despite its apparent lack of a body to perform such an action. TCA-003's scripture is ironic; it shows no particular desire to perform (or allow anyone else to perform) the actions of living, laughing, and especially not loving.

First Encounter
TCA-003 manifested within the foundation on September 4th, 2018, believing it to be a YMCA, where it has been contained since.

Safety Procedures

 * Do not, under any circumstances, live, laugh, or love within a 50 foot radius of TCA-003.
 * If possible, do not engage at all.
 * Never make any indication that the foundation is not, in fact, a YMCA.
 * A YouTube playlist of endless French DIY videos must be playing at all times (earning the nickname "Marquis de Pintéreste" from a subsequently attacked foundation member). In case of emergency where it is not playing or cannot be heard, take shelter until further orders are given.